Khloe Kardashian Spilts With NBA Boy Toy
Khloe Kardashian, ask Kim’s sister, announced on her blog that she and Minnesota Timberwolves player Rashad McCants have broken up.
“He’s in a different city every day for games,” Kardashian, 24, writes. “Our time together was just so limited because of both of our schedules that we decided it is best not to be in a committed relationship. The last seven months have been great and we will definitely remain close friends.”
I was trying to avoid blogging about all of the drama surround Jessica Simpson and her weight. I mean, really, is there just not enough celeb gossip around that everyone has to flock to this one picture:
Curvy Jessica Simpson
So she’s a bit curvier. Is that cause for weeks of commentary? With head lines like: “Inside Jess’ Weight Battle: ‘Jumbo Jessica insult’ ” (Us Weekly); “WOW! Jessica Simpson Debuts Her New Curvy Body” (People); “Jessica Strikes Back at Critics: I’m Not Fat” (OK!). Websites also were critical of her high-waisted jeans.
I think we should start snapping pictures of some of these bloggers and reporters and see how they stack up! Sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her hubby Pete Wentz, and Kim Kardashian have come to her defense, telling people to lay off. I agree.
Amy Winehouse’s Apartment Robbed
While Amy Winehouse is frolicking topless on Caribbean beaches waiting for husband brad to be sprung from jail, someone broke into her London apartment.
The burglar(s) got off with a couple of expensive guitars and some recording equipment, but police are staying mum on anything else. Stay tuned to eBay!
Amanda Bynes Sued Over Car Crash
Hairspray star Amanda Bynes should consider riding a bicycle For one thing, it is better for the environment. For another thing, she doesn’t seem particularly good at operating motor vehicles.
The actress has been in two wrecks in the past couple of years, and now she’s being sued over one of them. In 2007, she was involved in a 4-car pile-up in Los Angeles and now one of the other drivers, Shari, Landon, is suing Amanda Bynes for hospital bills and damages.
The other accident happen in August 2008. She was not charged with any wrongdoing for either wreck.
Daniel Radcliffe’s stunt double in the Harry Potter movies was seriously injured today during an explosion on the set of the newest Potter flick, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter
The 25-year-old was doing an aerial stunt but crashed to the ground after the planned explosion went awry. The Daily Mirror quotes a source as saying they are concerned he’s paralyzed as he couldn’t feel anything from his waist down.
The transcript of the video is:
I’m just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It’s 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I’m gonna lose it on this guy. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. It’s been going on for four months now. This guy’s got another thing coming.
Kutcher said it was all a joke, an he and wife Demi Moore were having some fun with web videos and Twitter.
Twitter highlights:
– this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!
– Jack ass 7am building a goddamn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in neighborhood with pounding steal
– holy moly I’m gonna lose it!
– this ass clown has another thing coming!
– I’m gonna kill my neighbor!
And from Demi Moore:
– calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later!
– baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this.
– the neighbor doing consruction with 6 guys pounding hammers against steel at 7am is no way to wake up!
Looks like Warner Brothers is going to revive the popular Lara Croft: Tomb Raider movies, based on the video game, but Angelina Jolie won’t be reprising her title role. Rumors are circulating that Megan Fox might pick up the role. Stay Tuned!
No it’s not his new movie. Jake Gyllenhaal is doing his civic duty by showing up to jury duty in Los Angeles. Today he gets questioned by the lawyers in the case to see if he’ll make the A-team jury. If so, he’ll get $15 a day and 34 cents a mile. Woohoow!
