Jan 31 2009

David Beckham Being Sued Over Paparazzi Slap

David Beckham Being Sued Over Paparazzi Slap
An angry paparazzi who was roughed up by one of David Beckham’s bodyguards last month.

Emicles Da Mata says he suffered serious injury from his scuffle with the bodyguard, as well as a trashed camera.

“They just can’t do this,” Da Mata said. “They put me on the floor, they got my camera, and they threw it in the trash can. They can’t do this to us.”

He’s asking for unspecified damages for assault, battery and emotional distress.

David Beckham

David Beckham

Jan 31 2009

Khloe Kardashian Spilts With NBA Boy Toy

Khloe Kardashian Spilts With NBA Boy Toy

Khloe Kardashian
, ask Kim’s sister, announced on her blog that she and Minnesota Timberwolves player Rashad McCants have broken up.

“He’s in a different city every day for games,” Kardashian, 24, writes. “Our time together was just so limited because of both of our schedules that we decided it is best not to be in a committed relationship. The last seven months have been great and we will definitely remain close friends.”

Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian

Jan 30 2009

Jessica Simpson’s Weight Drama

Jessica Simpson’s Weight Drama

I was trying to avoid blogging about all of the drama surround Jessica Simpson and her weight. I mean, really, is there just not enough celeb gossip around that everyone has to flock to this one picture:

Curvy Jessica Simpson

Curvy Jessica Simpson

So she’s a bit curvier.  Is that cause for weeks of commentary? With head lines like:  “Inside Jess’ Weight Battle: ‘Jumbo Jessica insult’ ” (Us Weekly); “WOW! Jessica Simpson Debuts Her New Curvy Body” (People); “Jessica Strikes Back at Critics: I’m Not Fat” (OK!). Websites also were critical of her high-waisted jeans.

I think we should start snapping pictures of some of these bloggers and reporters and see how they stack up! Sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her hubby Pete Wentz, and Kim Kardashian have come to her defense, telling people to lay off. I agree.

Jan 30 2009

Amy Winehouse’s Apartment Robbed

Amy Winehouse’s Apartment Robbed
While Amy Winehouse is frolicking topless on Caribbean beaches waiting for husband brad to be sprung from jail, someone broke into her London apartment.

The burglar(s) got off with a couple of expensive guitars and some recording equipment, but police are staying mum on anything else. Stay tuned to eBay!

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse

Jan 29 2009

Amanda Bynes Sued Over Car Crash

Amanda Bynes Sued Over Car Crash
Hairspray star Amanda Bynes should consider riding a bicycle For one thing, it is better for the environment. For another thing, she doesn’t seem particularly good at operating motor vehicles.

The actress has been in two wrecks in the past couple of years, and now she’s being sued over one of them. In 2007, she was involved in a 4-car pile-up in Los Angeles and now one of the other drivers, Shari, Landon, is suing Amanda Bynes for hospital bills and damages.

The other accident happen in August 2008. She was not charged with any wrongdoing for either wreck.

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

Jan 29 2009

Harry Potter Stunt Double May be Paralyzed

Harry Potter Stunt Double Possibly Paralyzed

Daniel Radcliffe’s stunt double in the Harry Potter movies was seriously injured today during an explosion on the set of the newest Potter flick, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

The 25-year-old was doing an aerial stunt but crashed to the ground after the planned explosion went awry. The Daily Mirror quotes a source as saying they are concerned he’s paralyzed as he couldn’t feel anything from his waist down.

Jan 29 2009

Ashton Kutcher Freak Out Video

The Ashton Kutcher Neighbor Freak Out Video

The transcript of the video is:
I’m just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It’s 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I’m gonna lose it on this guy. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. It’s been going on for four months now. This guy’s got another thing coming.

Kutcher said it was all a joke, an he and wife Demi Moore were having some fun with web videos and Twitter.

Twitter highlights:

– this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!
– Jack ass 7am building a goddamn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in neighborhood with pounding steal
– holy moly I’m gonna lose it!
– this ass clown has another thing coming!
– I’m gonna kill my neighbor!

And from Demi Moore:
– calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later!
– baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this.
– the neighbor doing consruction with 6 guys pounding hammers against steel at 7am is no way to wake up!

Jan 28 2009

Gladys Hardy on Ellen

If you haven’t seen Ellen’s senior citizen pal Gladys Hardy on the Ellen Degeneres show, you HAVE to watch the original clip. Hilarious!

Jan 28 2009

Jolie Out, Fox in As Lara Croft?

Looks like Warner Brothers is going to revive the popular Lara Croft: Tomb Raider movies, based on the video game, but Angelina Jolie won’t be reprising her title role. Rumors are circulating that Megan Fox might pick up the role. Stay Tuned!

Megan Fox / Lara Croft?

Megan Fox / Lara Croft?

Jan 28 2009

Jake Gyllenhaal on Jury Duty

Jake Gyllenhaal on Jury Duty

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal

No it’s not his new movie. Jake Gyllenhaal is doing his civic duty by showing up to jury duty in Los Angeles. Today he gets questioned by the lawyers in the case to see if he’ll make the A-team jury. If so, he’ll get $15 a day and 34 cents a mile. Woohoow!

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