The Ashton Kutcher Neighbor Freak Out Video

The transcript of the video is:
I’m just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It’s 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I’m gonna lose it on this guy. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. It’s been going on for four months now. This guy’s got another thing coming.

Kutcher said it was all a joke, an he and wife Demi Moore were having some fun with web videos and Twitter.

Twitter highlights:

– this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!
– Jack ass 7am building a goddamn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in neighborhood with pounding steal
– holy moly I’m gonna lose it!
– this ass clown has another thing coming!
– I’m gonna kill my neighbor!

And from Demi Moore:
– calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later!
– baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this.
– the neighbor doing consruction with 6 guys pounding hammers against steel at 7am is no way to wake up!

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