Britney Spears
What better way to show off her new shapely bod than to appear on the David Letterman show wearing a bikini and telling American what this great country would be like if she were president. Playing on Letterman’s trademark top 10 list she sited these reasons:
10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy”.
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge US to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
And the number one reason…..Da Da
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
Sounds like a fun time for the US of A. If only she can stay clean, sober and out of jail we should do OK.
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