There’s an awesome new trend among young hollywood attention whores like Aubrey O’Day: send out nude or semi-nude trashy pics of yourself through your twitter account! What a brilliant idea. Forget going the “oops they were accidentally leaked” route… just send them on out yourself directly to your fans! We’ll take ‘em and exploit them for you.
When you think about Lady Gaga’s fashions this doesn’t really count as a failure. Just another wild and crazy statement. In this instance, she is wearing a button hat covered in hair. Thankfully, it’s artificial, not real, hair.
Maybe she was hired by NASA to send messages to outer space. “I am Lady Gaga. I’ll get you hot. Show you what I’ve got.”
Keep on Lady. We love your wacky, weird ways!
Sandra Bullock
This is so wrong from the hair to the black booties. Sandra Bullock is one of my favorites and I’ve seen her dressed beautifully in the past. But this. The hair says “Just finished with my daily workout”. The dress? Oh my! Whoever designed it must have had some left over pieces of fabric and thought: “To hell with it, I’m not throwing this stuff away. I’ll just throw it together and see what happens”. Well, this is what happened. As far as the bootlettes are concerned, bare feet would look better.
That far off, vacant stare makes me think she was abducted by aliens and they dressed her in this getup and beamed her to the red carpet.
Once you get past the melon boobs, the little tummy bulge (maybe just a shadow, but I’m thinking not) and see that the length of the dress would make it impossible to walk without stepping all over it and possibly pull it right off, you might notice the pink,white and blue dog she is holding. Yes, that’s a real dog, not a stuffed animal.
SEE?
And, yes she is licking the dog’s face. Why, you ask? Sorry, I have no answer. By the terrified look in the dogs eyes I think it’s wondering “What the hell is this idiot woman doing”
Yikes!! Ditto fronts the band “Gossip”. She describes herself as a “fat, feminist lesbian from Arkansas”. This isn’t so much a fashion failure as it is a fashion train wreck. It’s like passing the scene of a horrible accident and not wanting to look but somehow being compelled to look anyway.
This is terrifying in so many ways it’s hard to know where to start. Or stop. The entire ensemble is so outrageous it has to be intentionally wacko. And it is.
Jodie Harsh, “alter ego” of 24 year old Jay Clarke, is a London drag queen and popular DJ and club promoter on London’s East End. She appears in this picture at the 2009 Elle Magazine Style Awards. Harsh describes her look as “somewhere between a Barbie doll and a clown”. Well, that seems fairly accurate. When not working as Harsh, Clarke says he is a little scruffy, wearing jeans and hoodies. “Drag is like my work suit; when I am not working I don’t wear drag”, says Clark.
So let’s hear it for Jodie and her little dog Spot! Way to go guys…er, girls…um, people!
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