SCOTT DISICK NOT SMILING Is it just me or does anyone else think Scott Disick is very, very creepy? I couldn’t find any pictures of him smiling and looking happy and believe me I searched. No smile and a very blank look in his eyes. Is he bored or trying to think of ways to [...]
Before There Was Paris There Was Zsa Zsa
Published in August 31st, 2009
Zsa Zsa Gabor The First Paris Hilton Zsa Zsa Gabor became famous for her notoriety long before there was Paris Hilton. Gabor, just like Hilton, was food for the Hollywood gossip grist mills before she had any accomplishments, or what would be considered accomplishments based on any real definition of the word. Gabor was always [...]
Like Kourtney’s Totally Gonna Have A Baby!
Published in August 24th, 2009
And, like, we’re totally gonna’ be so there every step of the way? I’m like just soooo glad to be included in, like, everything? How she, like, agonized about if she should have her baby, and how her family is just so there for her? Well, her mom, Kris, was, like, ya know, confused, because [...]
The Little Mermaid
Published in August 23rd, 2009
There’s something fishy about Paris Hilton and it’s not only why she is worthy of public attention, although that’s about as fishy as The Fulton Fish Market. But, absolument pas. Hilton has come out with a new perfume called Siren, and, despite the ad seen above, her new fragrance is not just sea water in a [...]
“I’m Not Stupid” Says Paris Hilton
Published in July 27th, 2009
Of course you aren’t Paris. Just because you act foolish, inane, ludicrous, mindless, witless, dim, vapid, and simpleminded is no reason anyone should perceive you as stupid. All one has to do is watch some of your reality shows like The Simple Life or Paris Hilton: My New BFF to know what a brain bank [...]
Paris Hilton Has a Problem With BED
Published in June 17th, 2009
No, not in bed, with BED. It seems there is a a club in Dubai by the name of BED advertising that Hilton was to be make an appearance there on the evening of June 17. She adamantly states that this is false and that it is wrong for this club to mislead people. How disappointing it [...]
USA Pageant Judge Perez Hilton Gives “Correct” Answer to the Question He Asked Carrie Prejean
Published in June 15th, 2009
According to Perez Hilton, the MISS USA pageant judge who asked Carrie Prejean the “question heard ’round the world”, she gave “an awful, awful answer”. Here is what Hilton says Prejean should have said: “Well, if I was Miss California, with half a brain, I would have said ‘hmmm, Perez, that is a great question. [...]
Does One Prejean Trump A Trump?
Published in June 13th, 2009
Who is right? Carrie Prejean or “Trump and Associates”. Two pretty different versions of the firing of Miss California. The Miss Universe Pageant is owned by Trump and NBC. This isn’t the first time a winner in the Miss Universe Pageant has been dethroned. In 2006 Tara Connor, who won the title of Miss USA [...]
Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean Fired
Published in June 11th, 2009
It’s official. Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean, was fired from her position yesterday. She believes that she got fired because of her beliefs on same-sex marriage (it’s a no-no according to her). Reportedly she lost the title because she failed approximately 30 appearances and that violated her contract. Prejean found out when Access Hollywood contacted [...]
Nicole Richie Preggo Again!
Published in February 22nd, 2009
Nicole Richie Preggo Again! Nicole Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden are expecting their second child. The couple had Harlow Winter Kate Madden just over a year ago. In a message on Madden’s Good Charlotte web site, Joel said “I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God [...]
