Zsa Zsa Gabor The First Paris Hilton Zsa Zsa Gabor became famous for her notoriety long before there was Paris Hilton. Gabor, just like Hilton, was food for the Hollywood gossip grist mills before she had any accomplishments, or what would be considered accomplishments based on any real definition of the word. Gabor was always [...]
The Little Mermaid
Published in August 23rd, 2009
There’s something fishy about Paris Hilton and it’s not only why she is worthy of public attention, although that’s about as fishy as The Fulton Fish Market. But, absolument pas. Hilton has come out with a new perfume called Siren, and, despite the ad seen above, her new fragrance is not just sea water in a [...]
“I’m Not Stupid” Says Paris Hilton
Published in July 27th, 2009
Of course you aren’t Paris. Just because you act foolish, inane, ludicrous, mindless, witless, dim, vapid, and simpleminded is no reason anyone should perceive you as stupid. All one has to do is watch some of your reality shows like The Simple Life or Paris Hilton: My New BFF to know what a brain bank [...]
Paris Hilton Has a Problem With BED
Published in June 17th, 2009
No, not in bed, with BED. It seems there is a a club in Dubai by the name of BED advertising that Hilton was to be make an appearance there on the evening of June 17. She adamantly states that this is false and that it is wrong for this club to mislead people. How disappointing it [...]
Winners of the Razzies 2009
Published in February 22nd, 2009
Winners of the Razzies 2009 The 29th annual Razzie Awards were presented last night in Hollywood, showcasing the worst of film and acting in 2009. Paris Hilton and Mike Meyers are truly rotten… The winners are: * Worst Picture: “The Love Guru” * Worst Actor: Mike Myers, “The Love Guru” * Worst Actress: Paris Hilton, [...]
Mug Shot Monday! Paris Hilton
Published in December 29th, 2008
Mug Shot Monday! Paris Hilton Who wasn’t glued to CNN last summer on total Paris watch as she was booked on probation violation for drunk driving. Hilton, 26 at the time, was busted for driving on a suspended license. She was sentenced to 45 days in jail and was dragged in screaming and crying to [...]
Paris Hilton’s Home Robbed
Published in December 20th, 2008
Paris Hilton’s Home Robbed Socialite Paris Hilton’s house was robbed at about 5 a.m. Friday when a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt broke into her home in Sherman Oaks. The thief got away with millions of dollars worth of jewels, according to police. Hilton was not at home during the robbery. What I wonder is [...]
Paris and Benji Together Again?
Published in December 16th, 2008
Paris and Benji Together Again? Paris Hilton and Benji Madden were spotted together Monday nighjt at the Dolce & Gabbana boutique for an event for Art of Elysium. While Paris was on the red carpet, Benji Madden showed up with brother Joel Madden and Nicole Richie. Neither of them said hello, but Benji jumped right [...]
Paris Hilton Still Loves Benji
Published in November 22nd, 2008
Paris Hilton Still Loves Benji They’ve called their romance off, but Paris Hilton says she still loves Benji Madden. Hilton told Ryan Seacrest that the two are still close friends, and that neither of them cheated despite rumors that she hooked up with ex Stavros Niachros and Madden with a groupie. Paris says they’ll always [...]
Paris and Benji Breakup
Published in November 20th, 2008
Heiress Paris Hilton and Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden have broken up after 9 months. Sources say the couple’s relationship has been increasingly contentious with allegations of Madden cheating with a girl that looked a lot like ex-fiance Sophie Monk and Paris hanging out with ex Stavros Niarchos. Reports say Hilton was the breaker, telling [...]
