Britney Spears

What better way to show off her new shapely bod than to appear on the David Letterman show wearing a bikini and telling American what this great country would be like if she were president.  Playing on Letterman’s trademark top 10 list she sited these reasons:
10.  I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9.   We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8.   Free pie for everybody.
7.   My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6.   I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy”.
5.   Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4.  America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3.  Challenge US to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2.  Three words:  Vice President Diddy.
And the number one reason…..Da Da
1.  Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
Sounds like a fun time for the US of A.  If only she can stay clean, sober and out of jail we should do OK.

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Levi Johnson and Kathy Griffin

Granted, Kathy Griffin likes to be outrageous.  That’s her way of covering up the fact that she’s really not all that talented. Her latest absurdity was taking Levi Johnston to the 2009 Teen Choice Awards as her date.  At 49, Griffin is far removed from the teen category.  Johnston just squeaks by at 19.
Worse than the awards fiasco was the train wreck interview Griffin did with Johnston when she guest-hosted Larry King Live.  The interview fell so flat it needed an enormous spatula to scrap it up and toss it in a dumpster.  Johnston appeared very uncomfortable through the entire “interview” while Griffin made continual references to their “relationship” seemingly in an attempt to get some witty play-along with Johnston.  Didn’t happen.  Johnston was either too embarrassed or just too dull and the entire thing was painful to watch.
Griffin has made a career of being a “D-List” performer.  It would seem that Johnston’s career aspirations might land him in the same category.  He has said he would like to pursue an acting and modeling career.  Best he sticks to modeling.

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Ed & The Great Carsoni

Ed McMahon is dead at 86.  He follows his long-time friend and side-kick, Johnny Carson who passed away in February of 2005. 
McMahon and Carson first worked together on a television game show called Who Do You Trust from 1957 until Carson replaced Jack Parr on the Tonight Show in 1962.  McMahon played “second banana” to Carson for thirty years on the Tonight Show.  John Digney, McMahon’s longtime publicist said he brought “elegance, humor and a new sense of importance” to the role of second banana.
From 1983 to 1995, McMahon hosted Star Search, a talent competition show.  Several people launched their careers after being on the show.  Some of them were Christina Aguilera, Sawyer Brown, Drew Carey, Brad Garrett, Martin Lawrence, Dennis Miller, Rosie O”Donnell, LeAnn Rimes, Adam Sandler, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears and Usher.
Ed will surely be missed by all those who knew and loved him.  Possibly it’s Johnny’s turn to welcome Ed.  Heeeeeeeeeere’s Ed!

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David Letrterman, Regina Lasko Married
In a week of celebrity nuptuals, talk show host David Letterman has married long-time girlfriend Regina Lasko Thursday. The two met about a decade ago when Lasko worked for Letterman’s show. They have a son, Harry.

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Jimmy Fallon debuted on NBC’s Late Night last night with a little assistance from Robert De Niro, Justin Timberlake, Van Morrison and Conan O’Brien, who passed the torch.

“1st show done. I was a bit nervous. But overall really happy. Phew!” Fallon Twittered after the fact.

Tina Fey is on deck tonight.

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Ok, I was on a cruise ship when the now infamous Joaquin Phoenix Letterman show episode aired. I heard it second hand, thought I had a handle on it. Weird, but okay, celebrities tend to be weird. What’s the big deal? So now I’m finally getting around to watching the debacle. OMG. If you haven’t seen it, take a few minutes out of your day for a “huh?” moment.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is all some elaborate stunt. He quits acting and before he even performs his first show, it is announced that brother-in-law Casey Affleck is making a documentary about the transition from actor to rapper? c’mon. His first show is a joke, with a punchline that ends in him falling off the stage. Now there’s this. It is just too weird to not be scripted in some way. Hopefully we’ll find out what this is all about before everyone forgets who Joaquin Phoenix is!

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On his last Today show appearance, Tom got into a discussion with Matt Lauer about Cruise’s open criticism of Brooke Shields taking anti-depressants after her pregnancy.

Crusie said after he looked at the tape, he thought he sounded arrogant and felt he could have handled the situation better.

Though he still plans to speak out about Scientology, he said he now realizes there’s an appropriate time and place for it, and it’s not when you’re out promoting a film.

Cruise was recently nominated for a Golden Globe for his short role in Tropic Thunder.

I wonder if studios demanded that he shut his trap about Scientology. His rants a few years back completely turned me off of the actor.

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See Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder!

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Greatest Hitz – Limp Bizkit

My Cousin Vinny

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