First you get her some fake hair.  Who wants to see a bald pole dancer?

fake baby hair

Next the proper stilettos.

baby stilettos

Nipple tassels are a must!

nipple tassel shirt

  And, this saucy little moppet will teach your baby how to work the pole.

pole-dancer-doll 

These products are real and can actually be purchased should you choose to do so.  And if you do buy them for your little girl you should be jailed for life.
What a sick world we are living in!!

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