Of course you aren’t Paris. Just because you act foolish, inane, ludicrous, mindless, witless, dim, vapid, and simpleminded is no reason anyone should perceive you as stupid. All one has to do is watch some of your reality shows like The Simple Life or Paris Hilton: My New BFF to know what a brain bank you really are.
Hilton says that she is hurt because the media has made her “into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character…” See picture above. She also says that Princess Diana is her idol but that she couldn’t live the same type of life Diana did because she (Hilton) is constantly hounded by paparazzi. I may be wrong here but wasn’t there a question of paparazzi causing the car crash that killed her idol?
Following are some typical quotes from not-stupid Paris Hilton. “Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don’t need to go out”. That’s pretty insightful. Or how about: “You may not be able to be hot when you’re seventy-five in a conventional sense. Like, young people won’t think your hot. But your husband will, and so will people your own age”. Hopefully, all you seventy-five year olds have a husband who thinks you’re hot. Unless, of course, you’re a widow, lesbian, heterosexual male, or have never married. Then I guess you’re SOL. Okay. One more and then I’ll stop. I promise. Here goes: “If my kids got bothered by paparazzi, I would just tell them to not pay too much attention and don’t do anything silly like give the middle finger. It will just make them look bad, and the photographers get more money for shots like that”. No comment.
Maybe someone should let Hilton know that she is perceived as being stupid and slutty because she consistently acts stupid and slutty. Of course, if she didn’t behave that way it is doubtful she would be such a celebutante.
By the way, just in case you want to spend an evening dumbing down, MTV has obtained the rights to a documentary on Hilton’s life. I don’t know if it covers a day in the life or her entire life but either way either way it should be a real exciting waste of air time. It’s called “Paris, Not France”. I’ll bet Hilton created that title.
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