Kourtney Kardashian
And, like, we’re totally gonna’ be so there every step of the way? I’m like just soooo glad to be included in, like, everything? How she, like, agonized about if she should have her baby, and how her family is just so there for her? Well, her mom, Kris, was, like, ya know, confused, because when Kourt told her she was all like “Scott who?” because she didn’t know Scott was, like, back in the picture (and Kourt’s pants)? And telling her half-sisters, Kendall and Kylie, was so totally rad? She took them out for, like, ice cream and everything and said “You guys, this is so weird. Don’t get freaked out, but I have to tell you something.”? And then, I guess, like, she just told them? Oh, and I, like, love how all their names start with K. That’s, so, like, totally kute.
And, she like, keeps us all up to date on, ya know, every little thought that enters her, like, air head, and that’s so, like, generous of her? Like, we got to see pictures of Kourt kissing her way bi-sexual female friend, that somehow, like, got accidently aired during her new show, Kourtney and Khloe in Miami (like OMG she has a new show!!!)? Kourt is sooo, like, ya know, freaked out, and says she can’t ever talk to the girl again? I mean, like, I get why, because she’s so totally into her sometime boyfriend, and the father of this sooo unfortunate baby, Scott Dipstick er…Disick?
Well, Kourt, we all, like, can’t wait for your next, ya know, really mindless, ya know, like, just so irritating thoughts? Like, fer sure, we’ll so totally be there?
Oh, barf me out and gag me with a spoon!
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